Re: the destruction of the temple - I haven’t seen it in years, so I don’t remember how much of Jesus’s discussion of the coming fall of Jerusalem got left in the movie. Any exploration of the gospels has to walk a very careful line to delineate between Jesus’ condemnations of the first century temple system, which…

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

WHAT HAPPENED TO HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON?????!?!?!?!?!?

[FARTS TO DISPROVE EVOLUTION]

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Guys, there is a skunk in my garage and I yelled at it and it would not leave and it just went further in to the garage. It is picking fights with the feral cat that used to fight the neighbor’s extremely overweight cat before they left.

Kinja’s metric conversion software is shit.

I’m reasonably sure that thrre is a bit of a mistake in this story. Prices for pot aren’t $15 an ounce or $10 an ounce, they’re 10 or $15 per gram. It’s either that or my guy is really ripping me off.

And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

WILSON?! This is what we DO IN THE FBI!!

I was so focused on what Kinja would do to the commentariat, I didn’t stop to think about how badly mangled the site itself would be.

That’s Kinja’s slogan.

Trump is president, the AV Club is unreadable, Twitter is an abyss, everything sucks.

N@zis just don’t seem to be in this year.

you are such a fuckin comedyen

I can totally confirm that after Khal Drogo, Jon Snow is not going to cut it. Unless he has a PhD in cunnilingus.

I served under Major Donkey Balls at Dak To. He was a good man!

We also need some sort of official “suggestion thread”. I suggest that the link banner on the main page (Film, TV Club, etc) is actually on all pages. Navigation is shit until that happens.

It’s just cold in here, alright?!