You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Also, just avoid cruises.

I can’t complain about it because I benefitted from it.

“There’s nothing you can do about it”

HAHAHAHAHHA

I remember a joke from 30 Rock when Jenna was auditioning for a part and she mentions only she and Julie Bowen are up for it because basically the only parts for “middle aged” women are in bad Adam Sandler/Kevin James comedies about men who hate their wives and they’re in the weird hollywood sweet spot for the roles.…

Fuck you people, 32 isn’t old. I’m 32 and I’m going to live to be 105, so i’m not even a third through this ride yet. Yes you should be upset about it, it’s ridiculous.

See? The system works! Actresses just need to make all their money by 25, then use the rest of their lives to tell stories about the time they were young enough to be captured on film.

Agreed. Just because she took what little advantage she could of a screwed up system doesn’t mean she can’t still rail against it now.

Ummm yeah you can definitely still be upset about it because it’s fucked up.

I can fix the text by setting Chrome’s zoom to 75% (which, once you’ve done it on one url like Jez.com, it applies it to all links from that url, like this article.) However, I’d love to be able to ditch that stupid left sidebar that takes up like a third of the page.

We absolutely need this. I can only hope the cats will get on that task list of making the humans at Jezebel, Gawker, etc reduce the giant old people text sizes back to normal.

30.6 for latinas, 27.5 for white women, 29 for black women. i’m no statistician, but it’s the roughly 3 percent difference enough of a deviation to be statistically significant? i don’t think a 3 percent difference really makes it particularly “grim” any more than it is for white women actors. i appreciate wanting to…

this is the equivalent of the “you can see these numbers from space” phone we got my grandma.

It’s weird to be reading something about the “teen scene” in a font so big my parents can view it without their “cheaters”.

I’ve literally only been alive for 23 years.

I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

Risky home training, there.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…