This recipe is for soup, not chili. You cannot add corn to chili. Just...no.

That is a very good review of this movie. Thanks for linking that—sometimes it is very hard for me to say what I found problematic with a movie and that laid everything out rather succinctly!

I’m not bananas! Actually, I am, but not due to this. I thought Shape of Water was beautiful—just gorgeous. I thought the story was something that we’ve seen in a million iterations over time and it just wasn’t all that interesting. It’s weird (because of course she’s not worthy a non-moster) that there is a…

I know that I am (probably) in the minority here, but this movie was one of my least favorites. It felt like an over-wrought, very expensive senior thesis film that was sponsored by the director’s parents because they have friends and family in Italy and everyone wants to pitch in to see the young genius succeed! This…

WHY do I click the Heigl link every single time????

So how much longer does he have to wait it out in the embassy before the statute of limitations expires?

Around November, I remembered that we had a State of the Union address coming up. It’s mortifying that he gets to do one at all and I’m preemptively inflamed.

Thanks for the recommendation! I’ll definitely check that out.

They really are a generation of sociopaths. What happened to cause that?

Only some of those were me! The rest was for my dog! He gets his stuffed animal and climbs on the bed and watches his trains.

Am I the only person that has never understood what people see in Woody Allen’s movies? I have never liked him. I don’t see what other people see—I don’t even like Annie Hall—although I love Diane Keaton. He just seems like such an immature schmuck parading as an auteur.

He really does need to fuck off. I saw him speak on his book tour (my god, the price of those tickets!!!). I wouldn’t have normally gone but was invited by a family member right after my grandmother passed away (and they neglected to tell me how much the tickets were when I accepted), but after seeing him live, it is…

Good grief that is a terrible story!

I *seriously* will never buy from Reformation again, ever, for the remainder of my life. Their clothing is only the tiniest step above the super cheap stuff you can get direct from Asia but costs thousands of times more—the markup is insane. Additionally, I bought a dress that hadn’t even been delivered to me that…

Are you Moby? Or Lisa Bloom? Because you seem very invested in everyone being vocal about the fact that Moby and Lisa Bloom have invented a problem to solve. And I never said that that they are frivolous attention seekers, I inferred that they are stupid. IMHO, of course.

I don’t think so. Homelessness is a huge issue in LA—HUGE. They have money and time, apparently, so they could throw themselves into helping with that in literally any way—solving the bathroom issue for homeless people or helping feed homeless people, if not actually helping to solve homelessness. Or help spay &…

Of all the things that Moby & Lisa Bloom could focus their energy on, they chose this? Really??!?

It has ONLY been two years for Blake and Gwen?????

Re: skincare

MY EYES.