My husband is the same way—and he is not physically imposing whatsoever (he’s 5'5", 155 lbs). It never occurs to him the things that I have to think about that he doesn’t. It also doesn’t help that I’ve pointed it out to him many, many times but he doesn’t retain that knowledge nor does he account for any of this…

Hahaaaa...I ask myself this whenever I clean the toilet. How does SO MUCH pee get on the back of the seat too? And they don’t notice? And mine REALLY thinks that he doesn’t sprinkle his all around the toilet every time he goes!

My husband, who stands and shakes, doesn’t think that any of that ends up on the floor. Oh, the flawless logic of men.

I asked my husband to clean the bathroom because his family was coming over—and they were going to use the shower. And of all the things in the bathroom, the bathtub/shower needed the most cleaning—it is also the absolute hardest to clean. He had sorta gotten all the other elements done correctly but had not cleaned…

That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen!! I’m sure they will be ALL OVER LA this summer. If I see one in the wild, I’ll snap a pic & share!!

I get that same sort of shit when I go to Lowe’s and I’m there ALL the time.

There is this vegan butter that is sold at Trader Joe’s now—Miyoko’s?—that comes in a super annoying non-container, but it is awesome!! I have no idea what baking with it would be like, but the texture and taste is pretty spot on. I think it is coconut oil and something else, but I’ve really liked having it on my…

So, she sounds like she is a high-functioning, high achiever that is probably a really nice person but a “good girl”—maybe a little bit? My point with saying that is that I got caught in this cycle with my ex of thinking that I could somehow work or reason my way out of him behaving the way that he did if I could just…

Thanks, that is a very nice thing to say. No one has ever worded that quite like that—that the things that I’m not proud of that happened then are also not my fault. I really appreciate the perspective.

Yes, as my ex wasn’t friends with any of them. She did all of that herself, after inserting herself into my drama initially. I’ve never really been able to work out why she thought that was the best way to handle it; however, she did proceed to cut out a few other friends from her life (for similar odd reasons) after…

Hmm. That is an interesting question that no one has ever asked me before. I’m really not sure, only because of where I was in my life while I was in that relationship. I hated myself and didn’t think I was worth very much, which was how it worked for me to be in such a terrible relationship. It took a lot of working…

Leave it on overnight!

I’m starting to limit my drinking too. I was having a beer or two at home most nights or a scotch (or two) with my husband and then I went out a few weeks ago and got super wasted by total accident and had a hangover that I thought was going to send me to the hospital, so I think I’m just going to ease off for a…

Tea tree oil works to deflate them if you have any around. Sometimes toothpaste does as well if it is a paste.

Please don’t drop her.

I’m from TN and yes, Hendersonville is a slightly more high-end locale in the suburbs of Nashville. Not that high-end, though—that kind of pricing is normally reserved for Nashville proper. So, things may have changed tons since I moved but I still cannot fathom anyone being interested in paying that much of a premium…

Bear decor aside, who the fuck is going to pay 8.75 MILLION dollars to live in Hendersonville, TN?

Why am I greyed?

I hate “Gal Pals” with the intensity of a thousand suns. And it is said constantly. “Oh, so and so is out and about with her gal pals!” “We are just a coupla gal pals!”

This has been done so many times. Low budget raunchfest that was Best Night Ever? And there are so many more in the pipeline, albeit with higher budgets.