I feel like I’ve ridden with that guy, once, on the way back from LAX. He didn’t shut up the entire time and he drove so freaking slow—like he was purposefully trying to stretch the ride out as long as possible (this was before Uber gave you a set price to get somewhere).

Kinda stunned that he is 49. At first glance, he appears older, if only because of the hair.

I’m very pale yet all very pale foundation still looks mask-like on me. Additionally, I can almost NEVER get it to just stay on my skin. I’ve tried lots of things including a finishing spray, which did help, but made my makeup so matte that it then ended up look more mask-like! Don’t even get me started with the…

Sorry, I didn’t catch your sarcasm in original post—and I guess I should have said, “Some men generally suck” rather than just “Men”, because yes, you are right, not all of them do.

Touché

I think you are conflating Jude Law and Hugh Grant (I hate that I know this). They both cheated, but it was Hugh that cheated on goddess Elizabeth and Jude cheated on his wife named Sadie (also beautiful, but not as famous, I don’t think).

What kind of deep conversations are J.Lo and Drake having this early on in their relationship that include bemoaning not attending your HS prom???

This is a delightful comment.

And Mitch McConnell’s. What is the deal? Is that where their evil is stored?

I’m not really sure why, but Richard Marx creeps me out in a major way.

I didn’t before, but I do now!

I’m not, of course. Or trying not to. Seeing the world was our big goal when we got married and we have managed to do it. You and your husband sound a lot like me and mine! We went to Japan this past spring, which really was great—and I have never felt safer. We were in the Istanbul airport last December around the…

Have a wonderful time! Bali has been on the radar for a bit, update us on how it was once you return!

This is a very valid point. Thank you.

I’m going to Munich & Vienna in a few days. Was already slight nervous that something like this would happen specifically at a market, now this.

I’m still very unsure of this trend to wear high-waisted denim diapers around town. Lots of gals seem into it though! They all basically look indistinguishable from one another as the entire uniform is the same—high-waisted denim diaper, tight shirt with plunging neckline, severely flipped messy hair, lots of gold…

Can barely think about it, def won’t be googling!!

EXACTLY.

This story keeps getting worse!!!

I’m friendly to spiders, but there is NO EFFING WAY I would have been able to sleep knowing that thing was in my house. I don’t know how you did it!