I laughed, but only because it is preferable to crying. But yes, MORONS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

The production quality of that video...oof! Simpler times indeed.

So, in my neck of the woods (so to speak) there is Delicious Pizza. It is very good! Great crust and toppings. HOWEVER, it is kinda expensive and honest to god, they take almost 2 hours to deliver, so you have to go in if you want to eat in a timely fashion. But! The pizza is actually quite good. When I have the time…

THAT CHEEK!!!

Yeah, it’s Domino’s.

Yeah, but I’m waaaaaay far away from Palms. I said Culver City adjacent and I meant to the east. There is no one that delivers where I am, I’ve tried. And low-rent pizza isn’t exactly a night out kinda deal.

I don’t know. I’m basically Culver City adjacent (insert eye roll here!!) and not only is there almost no pizza delivery (there is a great pizza place that just opened but ordering delivery from them honestly takes 2 hours, which is just inexcusable!) AND very few restaurants. It sucks!! There are so few places around…

I’ve never been to RoundTable! I am intrigued though, I shall look into it the next time I want something humble and delicious!

Not in my part of town.

Kara lives in LA. And as a fellow LA dweller, depending on what part of the city, there really aren’t that many pizza places nearby or that deliver.

I love Domino’s too for some reason—it is obviously not the best, but comforting nonetheless! Best pizza—regular pan crust, alfredo sauce, provolone, feta and bacon. So much greasy goodness!!

I think this is it. Not just with Melania, but with all the people that support Trump. My family is this way—when one person does it, a man, usually, it is seen as being tough and telling it like it is. And if you call them out on it, it is akin to you setting their hair on fire for absolutely no reason. They just…

Tom Kha Kai with additional sriracha, if you can handle it.

“...Like how I introduced her to meditation, positive thinking/ And the books she probably read in daily rotation”

That is amazing. Not quite David S. Pumpkins level of amazing, but amazing nonetheless!

That is what I want to know! Who ARE those people? They seem like friends of his that he designated to be leg holders and emotional support. Or something.

Oh, man. That is tough. I know that I don’t know you, but I can say this with some certainty, as a lady that has had her fair share of terrible relationships (and if he behaved in a way that implied that you were only lovable if you met certain conditions, you were in a terrible relationship) and then had weird…

And stuff like this makes me love Jezebel and SNS!

It really has been and it sucks. Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss!!

This!! Why am I not allowed to fail upward?????