“...Like how I introduced her to meditation, positive thinking/ And the books she probably read in daily rotation”

That is amazing. Not quite David S. Pumpkins level of amazing, but amazing nonetheless!

That is what I want to know! Who ARE those people? They seem like friends of his that he designated to be leg holders and emotional support. Or something.

Oh, man. That is tough. I know that I don’t know you, but I can say this with some certainty, as a lady that has had her fair share of terrible relationships (and if he behaved in a way that implied that you were only lovable if you met certain conditions, you were in a terrible relationship) and then had weird…

And stuff like this makes me love Jezebel and SNS!

It really has been and it sucks. Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss!!

This!! Why am I not allowed to fail upward?????

The waves are an integral part of the tart experience!

We were going to go and then we decided against it. I hate to miss it, but I feel like there is going to be a large group of horrible people there that will claim a rigged election, etc., and be generally menacing, if not downright violent. I really hope not, but it is what I’m expecting. So, are foregoing.

ALLLL of the dads.

I am *not* making excuses for myself or for anyone else that has a wrapper laden car; however, I can answer why I don’t throw the stuff away while I’m getting gas: I am accosted, almost every single time, by someone wanting to wash my windows, asking for money, generally lurking, people honking at me to hurry up or…

Yeah, okay. You guys don’t have a sense of humor. Duly noted.

Maybe he is! I wouldn’t know, I’ve never met him. But the Chris’ that I know are not lovely. But maybe Hemsworth is the exception! (I hope he is the exception)

Because hey, why the fuck not, at this point. 🙄

Only tangentially related, but I’ve never met anyone named Chris that wasn’t a giant fucking asshole. What’s up with that?

No rose tinted glasses, but when I go to auditions and I’m judged not on talent, but on Instagram and Twitter followers—when I have a degree and a pretty nice resumé—yeah, it is upsetting. It should be upsetting to the audience—these people have nothing going on besides the need to accumulate followers. The entire…

That is how all entertainment is becoming. Actors, models, singers, etc. It has now essentially been boiled down to a popularity contest. But the popularity is won by doing kinda basic shit, like posting tons of selfies or images of oneself in small bits of clothing, seductively gazing at the camera OR bragging about…

Maybe we should start!

Sorry. Maybe the comments will help you too. Sending internet hugs.

Thank you.