That’s rad! Good for you for being able to do it and willing to talk about it! I don’t have children-and I’m not sure if I will or not-but putting everything back to where I start from is a priority that my husband already understands. I think it is very important to feel good about yourself and if having a mommy…

I signed up to have access because I’m investigating getting my tear troughs filled and wanted to see what other people’s real results were. It seems like an okay place for actual user driven content/reviews and I have put off this procedure due to very inconsistent results for a lot of the women that I have seen on…

She is also, technically, a millennial. I’m at the high end of that as well, and I am so tired of all the judgement regarding ages. It is like no one has a clear definition for what women in their 30’s are called, so, you know, lets just heap a bunch of shame on them because they dared stay alive after 29. The…

8th grade? 8TH GRADE???? Please tell me this was investigated or something. I also come from a small town and the PE teacher/student affair thing was absolutely real, as several of the coaches married girls immediately upon graduation, which is still all kinds of gross (and years later, when I was in school and was…

I got fired from being a bridesmaid too, although it wasn’t over money relating to the wedding—it was over rent that she owed me and refused to pay. I called her out on it and she said that she didn’t need me to be a part of her wedding anymore. We didn’t speak for years afterwards, then she saw me in a couple of…

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Fuck that person. Seriously. I hope you aren’t friends. OR, I hope you are friends, but not really, because you are just waiting till you get married so you can do the same insane shit to her. Have a registry that only has really expensive things on it just for her!

HUSBANDS! Amirite?

Seriously, did EVERYONE ignore “one of the demons that lives in Milania”? Because peeps, A COUPLA DEMONS TOTALLY LIVE IN MILANIA. This is a very astute judgement.

I like them so little I didn’t even bother getting their names right. So there. Add Dolly.

Coming in to this story late and I’m still in the (fucking) grey’s, but YES. YAAAAAASSSS. I don’t even like Frankie and Grace, but if you put Dolly in that, YES. Will watch forever. Please and thank you.

I never got that for lunch at my school, but it was (and may still be) on the menu at Chick-Fil-A and I have never understood why they bothered.

Hey, I’m married, so even if the opportunity presented itself, I’d (probably) decline. It’s not like he’s Jason Momoa!

I’m an emotional sweat-er. Angry? Totally covered in sweat from every gland that I didn’t even know previously existed. Scared? Anxious? Nervous? Stinky, disgusting sweat. Working out, even when pushing myself? Not so much.

Soooooo dumb. Admits it. After seeing him dance in the last scene of Magic Mike XXL, which was the most horrible movie that I have ever paid money to see, would definitely bang. As long as we didn’t talk much.

We should all aspire to having the kind of life that lets us wear chain metal balaclavas for the cover of our catalogue. #bossbitch

I’m always amazed at what people will buy if someone tells them it is fashionable.

Me either! Wtf, recipes??!! I tried Smitten Kitchen’s latest recipe that was supposed to be so easy and holy shit, an hour-ish later I’m finally ready to serve it. My husband actually said, “No wonder we ate fish sticks all the time when I was a kid.”

Someone stated on an earlier article about this situation, you really have to love your children more than you hate your spouse. That is the most succinct way I have ever heard it articulated and it is so, so true. As a child of a very acrimonious divorce, they are doing horrible things to their children although I am…

They look about 400 years old in that photo.