Coming in to this story late and I’m still in the (fucking) grey’s, but YES. YAAAAAASSSS. I don’t even like Frankie and Grace, but if you put Dolly in that, YES. Will watch forever. Please and thank you.

I never got that for lunch at my school, but it was (and may still be) on the menu at Chick-Fil-A and I have never understood why they bothered.

Hey, I’m married, so even if the opportunity presented itself, I’d (probably) decline. It’s not like he’s Jason Momoa!

I’m an emotional sweat-er. Angry? Totally covered in sweat from every gland that I didn’t even know previously existed. Scared? Anxious? Nervous? Stinky, disgusting sweat. Working out, even when pushing myself? Not so much.

Soooooo dumb. Admits it. After seeing him dance in the last scene of Magic Mike XXL, which was the most horrible movie that I have ever paid money to see, would definitely bang. As long as we didn’t talk much.

We should all aspire to having the kind of life that lets us wear chain metal balaclavas for the cover of our catalogue. #bossbitch

I’m always amazed at what people will buy if someone tells them it is fashionable.

Me either! Wtf, recipes??!! I tried Smitten Kitchen’s latest recipe that was supposed to be so easy and holy shit, an hour-ish later I’m finally ready to serve it. My husband actually said, “No wonder we ate fish sticks all the time when I was a kid.”

Someone stated on an earlier article about this situation, you really have to love your children more than you hate your spouse. That is the most succinct way I have ever heard it articulated and it is so, so true. As a child of a very acrimonious divorce, they are doing horrible things to their children although I am…

They look about 400 years old in that photo.

YOU MUST GO. It is so fucking awesome AND there is a whole room full of Camille Claudel’s work as well and seeing them in person is so, so moving (if you don’t know her story, look it up—and see the movie with Isabelle Adjani). There is a garden with all of his works and it is just breathtakingly, heart-wrenchingly…

OMG! Your parents are monsters! (I say in jest...sorta)

I kissed it too! That was most definitely NOT how I was expecting to do it though! I thought that whole experience would be dumb, but I had fun with all of it as well. I really loved Ireland.

It is really the only place in that whole giant museum that is consistently over crowded. Even in the height of summer you can mostly get away from the rush of people, except at the Mona Lisa.

I’m equally fascinated, ToastandTea! This is so interesting. Not surprised that there are straight guys partaking! The more you know! Thanks for being so open to answering my questions, James! :)

I really wasn’t sure! Or maybe it was something from the 70’s or something? The only real understanding I have of them is from that movie The Sweetest Thing. I don’t understand though! It is a wall, yes? How much of a dick can fit through a wall? How do you know someone is ready to “receive” said dick? Do they knock…

My husband does this shit. ALWAYS something in his mouth that he is chewing and gnawing on—pens, straws, coffee stoppers, cigars, toothpicks. It annoys the absolute shit out of me, but I am definitely picking my battles with this because he will never not do it! Although there is a hard line about chewing on my…

Glory holes are a real thing?

I’m in the entertainment industry and it is shit like this that makes me incredibly weary of ever “making it”. I can’t stand listening to the opinions of people that I mostly like, there is no way that I could tolerate scrutiny and the unsolicited advice of every person that felt like telling me what they think.

I am so jealous of every 5 weeks! Back when I did them, I had to return in less than 2 weeks, hence my giving up completely.