Me too! I have shame and dignity yet I’m young for Gen X and old for a Millenial. I fit no where!

Mostly because I want to go before Americans invade and destroy.

So, you still have to go on one of the registered “tours” (not the official name, I don’t think) as an American...but for years, Americans have been hoping flights from Mexico and Belize into Cuba and the immigration people in Cuba just “know” to not stamp your passport and let you travel in and out. Is it still…

I cannot believe how far I had to scroll to get to the end of this post. Holy shit.

Ha! Ok! Thank you!

Contouring works, but having done it once or twice myself, it is waaaaaay too much makeup unless you are doing a photo shoot or something. I mean, it is CAKED on and looks VERY mask like in person—whenever I see girls with this much makeup on, I cannot stop staring and thinking, “Man, that is A LOT of makeup. Geezus.”…

Omg, Susan Powter. Blast from the past!

It legit took me 15 seconds to correctly identify what I was looking at in this photo. This is terrible. And hilarious. And disgusting.

Ah, the old buy me a burrito or I stay in your car forever trick.

PREACH!

Oh, noooooes.

Insanely awesome!

For a cheaper version, perhaps try craigslist for limos/cars? This could be major sketch, so def use your best judgement, but for my husband’s bachelor party, his best man rented one of those fucking hideous white, boxy 1980’s limos from CL and they had the time of their lives in that thing! It fit their vibe though,…

So many internet hugs and sending you all the healing vibes.

There will never be another Beaches. This looks Netflix-able though!

I can’t believe that is actually Kim K. Whenever I see a picture of her pre-all the face surgery, I’m stunned at the transformation.

I’ve gone to a class there and that place sucked. It was a few years ago, but it was not good. Most spin studios are not very good because you honestly can’t make riding a stationary bike interesting for an hour, even with the lights off, the music cranked to deafening levels and some one screaming at you to “Get out…

“Oh, only one elephant?” —I would become instantly homicidal. I bet you have great stories!

What did she do to her thighs? I know that she is claiming to have lost all of the weight from her vegan diet—and being a former vegan, I *know* that is comes right off of you if you stick to it—however, her legs are much skinnier than they have ever been before and look oddly disproportionate to her hips. I’m a…

The thing that is most important is what YOU want to do. Seriously, fuck all of those “well meaning” people and their GD questions! The absolute worst part of my wedding, which was small and in a whole other state because California is so freaking expensive, was my family with their incredibly judgmental,…