Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

Check this part out:

Much art

a dozen, but just to eat the bodies and get rid of the evidence. she's a city gal, so she can't have pigs.

What about alive guys we'd have sex with if they were dead?

Secretly convinced he is actually a virgin because of his two penises and that this is all just a really sad, sad front...

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

Something about "conical manhandle" is just KILLING me. That is the perfect description!

I ran into one of those pyramid penises once, too. They ARE weird.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That woman who is dating her dad.