Um, hilarious?

I know him mainly/only as the weed dealer from Comedy Bang Bang, “Bro”. Which is a fucking solid bit.

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He is so annoying

Some Cook’s Illustrated I read (don’t know which book or magazine) claimed that they tried making stock with a bunch of different added veggies and stuff, and the only one that made an actual difference was onion.

I can certainly appreciate pastry executed at a high level and everything, but it’s crazy to me how, say, a fudge sundae from McDonald’s can stand up to probably 80% of desserts I’ve had in fancy restaurants. I mean that strictly in terms of flavor and how enjoyable it is to eat, not quality of ingredients and…

Sure but I’m not talking about here, I’m talking about everywhere. How many times have you heard people say inane shit about “just cut it out of the cow and put it on my plate!” or when people lose their minds because someone likes well-done steak, etc

Doneness level of steak triggers temporary mental insanity in many people.

When you think about it, America is really a land of contrasts.

He sucks.

At least for me, the mysteries and mazes and such really were not the compelling aspects of the first season. Rather, Thandie Newton’s character coming to sentience and fucking shit up, and the park creator’s impressively deep hatred of/contempt for humans, were what made season 1 for me. That finale was extremely my…

Hair lookin like a fam

That’s dumb, he’s the only person in that band who doesn’t completely suck ass

The first date really shouldn’t be a whole dinner. I mean you can transition to that if things seem to be going really well, but you really want to meet a person who is more or less a total stranger for a quick drink or coffee, before you get into all that.

I don’t think so. It was ok, and I enjoyed watching it, but I think it’s pretty far from great. The script is kind of a mess, it doesn’t look great in spots, and there is some godawful humor (like the “WHAT ARE THOSE” joke), bad enough to stick out in my mind.

Hey, anyways, remember when this column used to get hundreds of comments every week? That was fun. 😐

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I still remember when I had a mocha frappuccino, a long time ago. I was like oh, ok, now I see why everyone loves this Starbucks place. They make milkshakes.