Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

You didn’t win in 1812.

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

i thought it was bad enough having to see either the dutch or mexico advance at the end of that game but now i feel compelled to pick a side between arjen robben and rafa fuckin marquez which is one thousand times worse.