They shall put a big dent in your walletses. Damn hobbitses.

"but you just couldn't help yourself and fell in love with one of us"

@GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: Try using porn Dvds, it might help. Not that I would know. #bisphenolacausesimpotence

$10 bucks he's calling in sick at work tomorrow. Place your bets. #windows7mac

1) Make plastic bottles laced with Viagara/Cialis

@Rosa Golijan: He probably didn't mind being sexually harrassed by you.

@aerospaceman: I'm not either, but do you really want to see a guy staring back at you when you try and rip the wrapper?

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: If that doesn't kill a boner, I don't know what will. #vatican

@Kaiser-Machead: I thought they were Mormons :/ #vatican

@KahnSkript: I see what you did there. #vatican

Maybe aliens were the ones who made Mary pregnant, without the loss of virginity O.o #vatican

@Kaiser-Machead: I see what you did there. #crytranslatoriphoneapp

Is this the guy who made the app? #crytranslatoriphoneapp

@sonicsurge: Didn't know and don't want to know. I don't like bananas. #fruitlasers

@aec007: or stick this end, for those who are inclined to. #fruitlasers

@butternine: then you just tck tck tck them off with you tongue :) #fruitlasers

What do you mean you are not supposed to eat those stickers? #fruitlasers

@SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Her name is Hitomi Tanaka. Most of the images can not be posted here xD #usbbreastheatingpads

That guy just lost his man card by wearing that t-shirt. #suitedcase