I couldn't handle the cute - the goat's little bleat, the puppy hiding under the cupboard, those fat puppy tums, the little goat hop-skipping everywhere. It was too much for my heart.

I made all sorts of incoherent, high-pitched noises looking at the photos he's posted. ALL sorts.

My mom likes to tell me that after I watched Aladdin for the first time, I said to her "mommy, he's really handsome! I'm going to marry Aladdin!" So, I'm right there with you.

I just got back to my desk after a hellish couple of hours. I watched this and laughed silently to myself - and now I'm relaxed and ready to tackle the rest of the day.

While this is amazing (and it is! Hooray for Parliament supporting marriage for any consenting adult to marry any other consenting adult!), there have been lots of reports on anti-gay violence this week. This legislation is a big step, but there's still lots to conquer.

OH FUCK, this made me so mad I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I got to the whole "goodbye" "why would you tell me goodbye?" exchange and almost blew a gasket. Humor and this fool aren't even in the same galaxy.

I agree! I'll be honest, I roll my eyes at GOOP - who doesn't? - but I don't get the hate! At best, she's unintentionally hilarious. At worst, she's hilariously, woefully out of touch.

At first I thought it was just a shark toy someone had placed on a roomba, chasing a duck. I found it utterly delightful. Now I see that it is a shark-cat on a roomba chasing a duck and, as another Jezzie said in a comment earlier, it is "murdering my soul with rainbows."

"Murdering my soul with rainbows" is the best expression, and I hope you don't mind that I'm going to be using it from now on. :)

ha! I'm all for that...but only if I can get a taste of that delicious manwich. :)

haha yes! Internet, make it so. *waves magic wand*

Basically.

Man. There's being faithful and then there's being completely and utterly foolish. I mean, holy crap on a cracker, it's truly distressing how literal some people's interpretations of the Bible are, in such strange and nonsensical ways! There is nothing in the Bible (I don't think...but I haven't picked one up in years…

Can he tell when someone is lying? Wouldn't that make it hard to plan surprise parties for him? haha

How on earth is that possibly comfortable, for any creature? I know cats are notoriously weird sleepers but...I can't wrap my head around how he's managed to fit into a comfortable position in that little pot.

Well, today I set off the fire alarm while I was cooking, which was embarrassing enough. As I ran from one end of the apartment to the other, fanning frantically out the windows and doors and cursing to myself in ratty old sweats and sweater, I hear sirens screeching from far away. Next thing you know, there's a…

Yeah, my gut? I thought it was just nerves at first, and dismissed them as such, but they're not the fluttering happy kind of nerves I've had with people I had a really good feeling about.

I didn't even consider doing that...I paid good money for that coffee! haha But you're pretty much in line with what everyone else is saying, so I don't think it's so much about you being strict, as it is with me just wanting other opinions.

I mean, I feel like I should be trying different things out and generally upping my experience level - but there are definitely experiences I don't need. And I may be young and inexperienced, but I think I know myself enough to know what I want or don't want.

He was okay, aside from the pushiness. And when we first met, he seemed nice, if a bit forward. But he went past being forward to being aggressive. I'm generally skittish about dating, having had some really terrible experiences, and I thought he might respect my space, which is why I agreed to see him in the first…