It changed my life when my "History of Food" professor showed me how to make fresh homemade pasta with a Kitchen Aid mixer and pasta attachment.

Oh my god. What a handsome little fellow!

Yep. I feel your pain, as probably many of our peers did/do. My 11th birthday was memorable because of the black pall cast over it as I waited for my letter.

CLUTCH THE PEARLS!

My mother tried to breastfeed me because that's what everybody did at the time. I had trouble latching on, and she wasn't producing enough milk to sustain me - so she started giving me formula pretty much right from birth. My brother had better luck latching on but her milk dried out so he was formula-fed too. When I…

I may or may not have growled audibly upon perusal of this photo. Awoooga indeed.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. hooo boy. His voice alone does it for me. But I'd also like to run my fingers along his clavicle.

I watched 'Doogie Howser MD' and loved Neil Patrick Harris with my whole little girl heart. Same with '3rd Rock from the Sun' and JGL. They both resurfaced recently-ish and revived my childhood crushes. Then, for some reason, I watched 'All the President's Men' and 'The Great Gatsby' with my mom and Robert Redford…

Whoa. Thanks for this! I'm 23, and not only have I never gotten to any base, I've never even left the dugout. And for much of my life, not having (premarital, natch) sex was a religious expectation that I never questioned. It's changed recently - but I feel so far behind everyone else that it's like I'm just playing…

There's a French version too! (I like both, but the French one gets me with the "I'm calm, stay calm" *goes batshit on the printer*)

Haha yeah, that's totally Abed. I have, however, been tempted to buy oreos at 10:30 on a Wednesday so I see where he's coming from.

I bake cookies with my younger cousins all the time. The littlest boys (5 and 3) love it and they'd always request it when I came over. What I do: hand them the appropriate measuring tool then show them how they should measure the flour/sugar. Then I tell them how much of each ingredient I need - say, two half-cup…

I loooove bubbly water. One of my previous flatmates had a sodastream, and I became obsessed/addicted. And I did exactly what you did: ice, water, and some orange juice. Best. Thing. Ever. When I have my own place, I'll be getting one for sure.

Oh, for sure. It seemed like he was friends with/knew the barista, but he walked in alone. I was hoping to talk to him afterward, but I had to run. Oh well.

This video is adorable. I like how enthusiastically terrible Alison Brie is at rapping.

Adding my two cents! I say: it's worth it. Harry Potter World was an amazing experience, not just for the rides and stuff but because of the atmosphere. It's set a little apart from the rest of the theme park, and the "spirit" of the park is so true to what I imagined from the books that I'd recommend it on that…

My dad said the same exact thing. And he's always the first person to tell me "Now, Paper, that's not very nice" when I rant about people.

Methinks Superior Court of Orange County Judge Derek Johnson misread all those articles about female ducks' reproductive systems. Duck ≠ human, sir.

That is so awful. Oh god, I am so, so sorry you had to go through that. /hug/

I saw the gif, read your comment, and burst into laughter. I may or may not have also clapped my hands in delight. Floating kitties!