Considering his habit of demanding the “ugly” ones get fired, I doubt it.

I know, but at least I can sort of pretend most of those people aren’t horrible rapey racist assholes. And at the very least none of them will have a direct role in destroying my future.

When he runs for President in four years he’ll demand to be treated as the savior of liberal democracy, because only he restrained Donald’s worst impulses. The political media will agree that no Democrat has accomplished so much, so really he deserves it.

Actually, I’m hoping for Mitt. He’d be the first sane choice Donald Trump made. The rest of his cabinet picks send me into shock and disbelief that a cabinet could be that bad!

He’s not being magnanimous. Trump doesn’t drink.

Neither one of them drinks alcohol, what does it matter?

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

If Democrats knew anything about the effectiveness of messaging, they would immediately brand this guy as “The Foreclosure King”.

Do you own your place in New York? My relatives hit me with that WHILE WE WERE WATCHING THE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE and I said to my three siblings, “You know, we bought our apartment less than a decade ago [and it cost a fortune, to be fair] and just the amount that it has appreciated would be enough to buy…

Our in-laws speak the same language. They always complain about how small our apartment is when they come to stay with us :( Like, maybe the apartment wouldn’t feel so cramped if you guys would just go stay in a hotel instead of fussing around my shit?

Yeah, that’s what I always point out when people snicker about how expensive it is to live in my city (NY) and start rattling off prices of cheap, beautiful homes in like, Wyoming. OF COURSE it’s cheap as hell! It’s in WYOMING!

But Hillary’s facial expression at the balloon drop, and that thing she did with the coffee and the reporters, and how she stepped off the curb that one time, all hard evidence of her neurological problems and totally cool to tweet/talk/send the minions on the news circuit with no proof of that at all. She filed…

I can’t decide which is worse. The President-Elect’s family thinking that their son MAYBE having autism is worthy of a defamation lawsuit, or the President-Elect’s family using intimidation tactics against an autistic teenager who was trying to convince people to leave their son’s behavior alone.

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

I remember you, man! I was the towering beauty who wore cargo pants and carried the helpless little native childen to safety!

Sounds remarkably like my experiences in Vietnam!

Spoiler: he dead.

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Zambillion Little Pieces.