why schaff?

why should i care if they like their majick sky monkey more than playing sports?

i mean, they don’t let you wear rubber wrist bands in most youth sports. Nor earrings.

First rule is the laws of germany, second rule is be nice to mommy, third rule is don’t talk to commies, fourth rule is eat kosher salami.

“also idiot cousin”

there is a queen ann hill (or maybe its Anne)

“SHE’S PROBABLY A LESBIAN!!!”

the police officer said it? it MUST be true then. it can’t be covering their ass with a decent excuse afterward.

i moved to SF about 20 years ago. It amazed me then and to this day, how seriously people take the democratic central committee races. And it amazes me that I make informed votes on those races. the 10 or so people I vote for are always endorsed by my favorite progressives.

no. no. no.

50? born in 1966?

no fat chicks

my genes are superior! and “Fuck everyone else?” that sounds delightful

i want one in front of the future (ha!) home of the A’s because they offered him a contract.

I don’t know if mariner fans hate him, but he was well worth the money and gave them his left testicle, so if they are mad they should reevaluate their lives.

(i get the gag, but Gold gloves are voted on by managers)

harris is a moron puppet of banks.

https://streamable.com/e2h5

i’d wager that isn’t true.

Do you say it in Walla Walla?