she made a coat out of Labradors?

Elizabeth dole? Senator Elizabeth Dole?

pretty much this.

and did it happen?

Lame.

london cabbies are way different than US cabbies. they have a real test.

nah, you know you’ve fucked up when courtney love knows your name

a lot of what the training *is* is getting up and going to work.

you know who else called him a loon?

yes, and there is such a thing as joint possession. if each player could exercise dominion and control of the items, they can all be found guilty.

[Adjusts fedora]

one of the good duskies

they stopped pretending he was invisible when they realized child molesters could exploit kids imaginary friends

had a kid rob a liquor store wearing a had and hoodie but giant names tattooed on the back of his hands.

oh my god. cops have it so easy with juvenile criminals. they actually do post themselves with guns, drugs, stolen property and yes, I have had one that posted arson.

we are never getting ungreyed

RIGHT????

i don’t understand how forcing defenses to get less outs is going to speed up the game.

badabingbadaboom! just hit an oppo duck snort!

like uber, but for robbers