I though you were supposed to drink the bleach...supposedly good for covid too!

But why where my clothes wet? Because it was hot, because...climate change!

Well, that’s it, all you nations of Earth that do not belong to the Chinese Communist Party.  The moon is now officially Sacred Chinese Territory Since Ancient Times.

This is actually pretty impressive.

And even if you managed to get one of these spiders to bite you, their mouthparts are likely too small to pierce the skin

When I was young my dad bought a giant centipede that was about 8" long. It escaped its first week, luckily it was found and put back in it’s enclosure with a more secure top this time. I voted for napalming the house.

It went into your ear, ate part of your brain, then died.

In NE Georgia they eat stink bugs, an invasive and very annoying insect. I tell my little ones they are “friendly spiders”, to steer clear and leave them alone. They are very intense and intimidating looking, but are completely harmless, and very skidish. Basically bug killers, love seeing them around my home.

If they do, indeed, like to feast on the spotted lanternfly then I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords.

So Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble hunted Giga-Goose, Peta-Pigeon, and Tera-Turkey???

Ah, right?! “The arachnids aren’t a danger to humans”...maybe not physically, but mentally is another thing for some of us. Childhood trauma hit like some kind of PTSD when I did just that running through some woods. Was looking backwards and just turning my head forward when I hit face first into a web, but even…

I’ll bet they’re super strong too, and wrap all around you.

The shouldn’t have called it the “Giga-Goose”. That sounds like a Tesla built watercraft. Besides, the name “Humongoose” was right there.

Like Giga Shit going through a Giga Goose.

“While the cause of its disappearance remains uncertain”

Yeah, but you might discover a book in a genre you don’t like that you love. 

Does this guy ever take a break?

Not cool because it will encourage teens to have sex. Same reason they are uncool with the HPV vaccine. Because that’s how teens work, right? They get an opportunity to have sex and first stop to think “wait, I could get HPV which might give me cancer in several decades.”

I remember when getting AIDS was a guaranteed death sentence. We had 3 major outbreaks during undergrad - gonorrhea, chlamydia, and then AIDS. We had a lot more sexual safety awareness as a result, and even the school doctors would give us info and encourage us to report anything.

A lot of fucking around, followed by finding out.