If only the Slideshow would go extinct and never come back.

1) That’s a handsome pupper

How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?

Entomologists are something else

Imagine if scientists claimed new species of cats like this. "THIS farm cat has an orange spot on its LEFT side. New species! I'm calling it a Liepard!" Entomologists, man.

“I pay X in taxes” is a backdoor way of saying “I pay your salary/I own you” about government officials. As a government employee, I love hearing that phrase. “Good for you” is my usual response.  “I pay taxes too, idiot” is usually on my mind when I hear that.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Stop. Making. Stupid. People. Famous.

Dude literally begged the IRS to audit him. Let’s roll.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

IF you’re talking about Islam, the prawn meat isn’t edible for them either and I’m not particularly concerned about fairy tale worshippers anyway.

Not just that, if you are willing to lie on your label, there is no reason to expect that anything else on the list is true. Similar to when EU Ikea meatballs were found to contain horse. Horse by itself is not dangerous and is even a chosen food for some. But when you sneak it in, that is where it can get scary.

I was just going to say that. Though, in all fairness, the use of ‘shall’ does often make event he most mundane of regulations sound somewhat biblical. All some regulations need is a bit more ‘begotten’ when referring to prior regulations and ‘begat’ when referring to replacements.

The snake is an important symbol for Celtic pagans. It symbolizes transformation (snakes molt, shedding their skin), and to the Celts, snakes also symbolize wisdom.

Totally disagree. Social Justice Bards get to carry around machines that have huge bonuses against fascists.

i love how it’s used as a derogatory term. “lol you want to help people, stupid snowflake” <eats well done steak with ketchup out of spite, boycotts hawaii, star wars, and disney, complains about liberals needs ‘safe spaces’, then cheers the loss of their own healthcare>

Except that the other side of the coin are just as snowflakey. They cannot stand SJWs and spend hours, days, weeks, months flying from web page to web page being angry and posting on every thing they possibly can against whatever SJW cause they feel is a personal affront to them. So very brave of them no? It’s…

As long as we’re “well, actually,”-ing St. Patrick’s Day ...

Patrick claimed he had a vision that told him to bring Christianity to the Irish people, who were predominantly pagan and druidic at the time,

Catholic guilt. It checks out.