God that lipstick does not match that beard at all and it looks awful.

Yeah, dude, it’s not hard to figure out why everyone hates you...

I thought he had been eating Barney’s ass.

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

Praise Bob!

Dear fucking god.

Teacher here. It's taken me a while, but I'm so far past the "Not all teachers" phase. Fuck these dumbasses. There's not much that some of my colleagues can do that would actually shock me. 

God’s way of saying, ”Think before you speak.”

Perhaps if you’re so skeptical about the stats you should actually read the studies instead of mouthing off based on your armchair expertise? “Seems significantly off” isn’t a sufficient rebuttal. 

Who are you and where is your data?

Having worked with lawyers for the last 10 years I can say they are some of the dumbest smart people. The majority of them are so self centered and narcissistic none of this surprises me.

I once almost got my ass beat after I called an associate’s MC a bunch of leather men with gas-powered vibrators.

I came to be entertained, but the more I read, the more my hate grew for every single person involved, lmao.

This isn’t an article about bad customers or service. It’s an article about excess.

What makes this even worse is that these are the kids of people who are “winners” in society while the rest of us work for peanuts. 

This story has no good guy.

Dogged in his search for justice, he is.

Mr Miranda will never stop hounding Salt Bae for a refund. 

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab