Gross bodily harm.

Yeah. That mustache.

Thanks for posting this. Joni Mitchell is a major goddess in my personal pantheon.

Gotta love the Full Televangelist ‘do. He must put a fresh hole in the ozone layer every time he sprays his hair.

“I’m sorry, but this is Abuse.”

Ted Cruz incest porn? Sounds like something that would give you an all-day soft-on.

Because you’re not breathing. See a doctor immediately.

From an evolutionary standpoint, teeth are actually scales.

Beat me to it.

“Flooded water”?

They’re just doing that to lure you out of your vehicle. Or to provide distractive cover for the one that’s slashing your tires.

So what are we supposed to do when we see such a sign? Lock all the doors, roll up the windows and don’t stop and get out of the vehicle under any circumstances?

Huh. Clever. Wish we’d thought of that training technique when I had a tortoise.

Good on you. Wish more people would do this.

Aaargh. Idiot. Taht should be “the late 19th century”.

My favourite is the Ditmars’ Horned Lizard, which was found once in the late 18th Century and then lost again for some seventy years.

I shared an office with one in field camp. Someone had sent him a box of beetles from Brazil, and he spent his days picking through it. About once every couple of days he’d yell “New species!” and hold it up for me to see.

I’ve heard that a really good, life-changing fright is very effective.

Necessity is the mother of invention, which tells you something about everyday life in Canada.

I believe that Walt Disney himself had only his head frozen.