“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

“I think you’re confusing me with my brother.”

Econ teachers should build lectures around Chris Davis when discussing the sunk cost fallacy. Remember when he hit all those home runs that one year? Yeah, that was a fun year. I remember pies in faces.

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

huge if true

Like I said, tinfoil hat.

You keep spare quesadillas around “in case”? I’ve never in my life witnessed a leftover quesadilla. That’s like leaving cocaine around and saying, “I’m saving it for later.” There is no saving for later.

Quitter.

Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

I read the first comment, felt like I somewhat agreed. Read your comment, LOVED IT. Then to see you at a 2 to 1 star ratio.. I knew I backed the right horse.

As a Giants fan I totally agree with you. Most teams can find truly awful ways to lose games, but the Giants have also found ways to win against all expectations. I wouldn’t trade them for any other team. But this is a “why your team sucks” article and I can’t disagree with the Josh Brown / Mara takes. I just hope…

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

You know what this article did. It reminded me of how awful our fans are sometimes. In my 40 years I have been lucky enough to see 5 Super Bowls, where we won 4 of them (3 of which we were decided underdogs).

I love two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning and him defrauding the sports memorabilia people only made me love him more. Fuck Brandon Steiner.

Wrestling!!

I agree. That’s the same form I boasted as a sub-.500 high school wrestler. Well, except for how he was able to get off his back after Miggy drove him down.

Romine really needs to drive through his shot. Good level change but poor finish against a big man.

My favorite Eli face: