Jon Jones also called Cormier, but only to tell him he fights like a girl.

What pissed me off last night is that Brown is flagged for dancing with Bell, but Pat McAffe’s stupid arm swinging dance wasn’t. As always, fuck the NFL.

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

? Did Antonio Brown buy stock in Deadspin?

Sorry if I’m missing the joke, but what?? The first ball didn’t even hit his hands, it was a terrible throw. Then he was targeted 5 times for 3 tds, pretty blog worthy.

If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

Water? You’re too kind. More like pisswater.

I assumed he was just trolling exactly to elicit this response. I want to believe Drew knows better.

This. I have no idea how anyone can have a good stout, porter, or brown ale and then go back to drinking Coors Light (exceptions: out on a bar night because it’s cheap, trying to drink a ton of beers to get wasted where taste doesn’t matter, mowing the lawn, free beer given to you by someone else).

Glad someone said it. I enjoy the mainstream domestics, but damn are the craft brews tasty!

As some one who is the head Brewer of a microbrewery I agree. Please don’t be pretentious about beer. If you like it great if not find something else.

I agree with a lot of his artisinal takes, but a good craft brew is amazing. After drinking excellent, flavorful beer, drinking a Bud or Coors tastes like drinking water.

Just this weekend I ate a burger stuffed with Korean pork belly and topped with a battered and fried ring of Mac and cheese. It was fucking heaven.

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.