They’re fun! If the p-way’s been waxed recently, you can take off your shoes and slide toward the aft end on your socks.

Yeah, he’s a great basketball player. But it’s hard to argue that he’s not also a massive dickhead in the first degree.

Doof Bear’s guitar wouldn’t have to shoot flames... it could shoot confetti.

What a dumb fucking thing to get your panties in a wad about. Who gives a shit. Every time I see articles like this I have instant perfect recall into why I don’t hang out with people who get all het up about stuff like this- I have real-world shit to be concerned about, as do most people in the world (y’know, the…

Other times... it’s just flattering.

Vaguebooking.

I say this as a man in a successful open marriage- this is absolutely beautiful. Fuck that guy.

Oh, I’m sure it could do justice to the job at hand all right.

Mine too! I got a light blue one and proceeded to load all manner of nastiness onto it as soon as I got it.

Getting balls-to-6 watch while underway is meaningless as a punishment. Each day’s an 18-hour cycle underway, and it’s not like you’re going to miss the sunrise or anything- it’s literally just another watch, like the other two sections are going to do.

Details remain elusive. Unless they’re deceptive misdirects or mirages- then they’re illusive.

Same where I’m from (Kansas, which basically thinks of itself as Jesus’ vacation home). If you’re seen to be sensitive or intellectual on any level then your mother must smother you with an inappropriate amount of “female influence” and clearly the reason you don’t care about sports or get drunk on the daily is…

Who gives a shit. What a meaningless pile of nothing this whole “controversy” is.

I didn’t *hate* the first Avengers movie, but it did take a third sitting before I didn’t fall asleep or trail off and find something else to do.

I run into genuinely thinking kind of horrible things are funny, and I don't always remember that my threshold for offended-ness is not the same as others'. That's more what gets me into trouble- "But he did a flip off the motorcycle! How's that not funny?"

Comedy that plays to the middle ends up being Larry the Cable Guy. The most interesting and forward comedy's largely built on transgressive and taboo subjects; when it's not, it's pabulum.

I don't have a problem with implants themselves; when they become available as an elective in a clinic or something, I'm sure I'll seriously consider them. But I'd use a real doctor with a degree and everything instead of just cutting on myself with a hobby knife then jamming something in there (which presently seems…

I am never adequately prepared for how musical musicals are.

This is also the guy who made the statement, "I *was* an immature kid", as though age negates that state of being without any changes in personality. So go figure, I guess.

There's no sweeter laughter than manslaughter, after all!