who are these women who can go a whole week and save their blowout? do they not workout? if they workout, do they not sweat? do they not sleep wrong and wake up with the cowlick? how do they go outside in the summer and not turn into a damp rag?

I’m mad as fuck. Nobody told me trolls came in different colors.

Get back under the bridge troll. Hatin’ whites is still hate.

Why would anyone be pissed off Beyonce had the opening performance at an award show? Were they hoping Katie Perry would be the opening act at the BET awards?

Must we? Well, I got the memo too late, and I’m already thoroughly impressed.

it’s hard to pick an emily quote because everything she says in the movie is wonderful.

I know a lady with an immune disease (scleroderma) who takes chemotherapy drugs for it, and she calls it chemo too. I think when people have these kinds of invisible illnesses, having treatments that have names that convince regular people of the seriousness of their conditions is a way of dealing with the stigma of…

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

yeah wow he’s so hot

I know a lot of people are arguing that it should be common sense that alligators are in the water, but I wouldn’t have known that. Particularly not in a Disney Park - just wouldn’t have thought of it. The fact that these signs weren’t posted to begin with is amazing and to be honest, I think Disney didn’t put them up…

Yes!

I like Jules well enough, but:

Here here! No more Carole! She used to be my favorite. Now I find her both hateful and excruciatingly boring, which I didn't think was possible.

extra points because she and judd have the same haircut!

I agree it ruins the show. It’s also how we end up with “friends of the housewives” because they need to bring people in to film with the isolated cast member. (I’m looking at you Yolanda, Brandi and Kim.)

I’m not surprised about Michael. Doesn’t he work right below the apartment? Why would it take 45 minutes to get home? Plus he’s friends with John so...

I am so sick of Carole; she and Bethenny together are like the toxic twins. I read somewhere that Bethenny is so pissed over the Tipsy Girl debacle that she has told all of the other’s not to film with Sonja, hence the icing her out over the drinking problem, which they are using as a convenient excuse. I think…

anyone want to take guesses on what crushed up pills luann did a line of before having drinks with bethanny?

There’s something bizarre about everyone banning Sonja from the tequila tasting trip when Dorinda’s the one who’s been trashed every single episode this season.

Two Jews go on a Reality show. And then they have...

Look, if banging Sonja precludes you from dating, then everyone is out because Sonja’s probably banged MY wife!