She is a mother, she’s just a bad one!

Dear humans: do not have children if you have rigid ideas about who they should be, or what they owe you.

Good thing I’m not the one who was trying to be, then!

This would be clever if you were, but alas...

This is perhaps the most words I’ve ever seen someone devote to simultaneously missing and proving a point.

Oh, stop. Hard as it may be for a narcissist such as yourself to understand, he’s not actually talking to/about YOU, specifically.