Pre-order pants.

For some reason I'm thinking of that line in Gangs of New York when he's like "no son, the blood stays on the blade." Except applied to sex toys.

"Skinny-sick would be more descriptive of what the actual issue here is — that common perception is that only people who "look fat" can have adverse health effects that are typically associated with inactivity and poor nutrition — and less reinforcing of a damaging and dangerous falsity."

First of all, her name is not Khaleesi. It's Danaerys. Khaleesi is her title. How are people messing this up? Second of all, that scene where Drogo flat rapes her on their wedding night is the only part of the HBO series that makes me want to kick puppies. Because if you read the books, which you should, what happens…

I, for one, would like to talk about the white on white crime rate. White crime victims are overwhelmingly likely to be victimized by another white person. Let's talk about that! Clearly, there is something wrong in their culture and communities that makes this white on white crime thing happen.

I'll believe it when Erika Moen does a comic about it.

You alone do. I haven't heard of the second, but the first is an established field of inquiry.

So continues my sad saga of bad timing... It's now been about 2 1/2 months since the guy I was seeing ended things because he was about to do some serious traveling, which is not conducive to starting a new relationship. To recap, I'm sure he really liked me, and I really, really liked him, but it was just that the…

Maybe those sad men can find comfort in the knowledge that their partners earn less than their male peers and are constantly underestimated, disrespected, patronized and gaslighted and, depending on their work environment, have to spend a significant amount of their already reduced lady wages on clothing and make-up…

Guys, I have a question about lady bodies. Have any of you experienced major size expanses in your late 20s/30s? I am 29, and suddenly in the last year my breasts/hips/tummy have all increased a lot in size. I had been relatively the same size since high school, before this. My diet hadn't changed, nor has my level of…

I am so crushed. I'm taking a course in the foreign language of the country I live in right now (the last level offered at the local adult education center) and I'm going to pass by the skin of my teeth and I am heartbroken. To be fair, I put in minimal effort because I've been working at a job I absolutely hate,…

I don't want to write my column. Don't wannnnna.

Writer's block, or writer's, I dunno, refusal, is the silliest. Would I rather sit on my ass and continue rewatching "Gilmore Girls"? Sure. But I am going to write it, I have to write it, I will be glad when I am done with it, and here I sit slacking. So silly.

How many of you have spent the weekend getting ready for family coming this week for the holiday? I've spent the last three days cleaning, wrapping gifts and baking. Never thought I'd say it, but I am fucking sick of sweet stuff now.

I need some advice.

When watching the Tudors, I couldn't place who the Pope was but his eyes reminded me of someone. Then it hit me he was Priam in 'Troy'... then it hit IT'S PETER O'TOOLE!!

i need book recs, specifically romance/erotic, but not the ones with the 'dangerous/playboy/blah blah' type dudes. do these even exist?

Hi Jezzies! For those of you who like stone jewelry or know someone who does, please spread the word about my Etsy shop! :3 Thanks in advance!

“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. ” - Peter O'Toole

A side for has a female protagonist that kick asses (well, mostly) I really don't understand why people say The Legend of Korra is a feminist show. Specially after the last season, when we got three crazy ex girlfriends (Eska, Lin and Korra herself), zero femele friendship (unless you count 17yo Korra and 10yo…