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Whatever, Mobama, I see your hypocrisy and underhandedness at work.

I thought this was a job posting site for women who do demolition work.

I finished up working 21 days straight Friday night. I got up this morning and scrubbed both bathrooms, the kitchen, and ran the vacuum over every ground level surface in the house. I feel better and the house smells like lemons and bleach. Fresh sheets will send me off to dream land tonight. That is all.

Doctor Who fans, enjoy this with me: There is a new guy starting at my work tomorrow and his name is ALONSO. I can't wait to make him my new best friend.

I've been pretty stressed/down lately. Finals is coming up and I have a metric shit ton of things to do for that as well as starting the application process for my practicum next year. In addition to that my boyfriend has recently been having some health problems regarding his testicles. He had a scan done and it

Long-time reader, first-time poster. I love you all so much, maybe you'll have some ideas for me. Recently I've found myself really into...enthusiastic consent?...in the bedroom with my husband. For example, I want him to say no, I can't give him a blowjob, and then I want to beg him to let me. My husband is

After all the talk about "nude" shoes, and the lack of options for WOC I wanted to share this site I found : www.chromaticgallerie.com. They have shoes in TONS of colors, including pale white person "nude" to deep cocoa, with warm and cool options, for only $88! I don't know if they are comfortable or not, but at

Guys I just got my first kittens! They're 14 weeks and brother and sister. My parent's are not cat people so I could never have them before . I felt like this was the right group to squee with. (Never did a photo on here before, please forgive)

I want to hear about your recurring dreams.

So I am having food issues. I have been eating, like, cereal for every meal. I am going to get scurvy. When I think about eating something more complicated, my decision-making ability just gets overwhelmed and shuts down. No take-out sounds good. It just feels too complicated to decide what to order. Nothing

I'm starting a new job on Wednesday after being unemployed for about 7 months. I was laid off in April, found out I was pregnant a week later, and then planned on staying home at least until the baby was 3 or 6 months old (March/June 2014). Then, in August, we found out the baby was missing a large portion of his

The supermarket (the regular one!) had full stalks of fresh lemongrass today. Guess who's making Thai coconut soup!

I just watched Gravity and experienced all the feels. Who knew it was a tear-jerker? I come in for science, I leave with balled up Kleenex, wtf.

I was just on UNICEF's page reading about their response to the typhoon devastation in the Philippines, and there were some comments like, "Why don't you help people in the USA instead?" "What have these people done for us? Nothing!" "Take your $10 and go to your local homeless shelter instead of sending it to the

My husband is away on business for the entire weekend and I'm all alone with my 2 year old twins, day and night. It's fucking exhausting (he usually gets up with them in the morning). But we survived and I even did an art project with them!!

Just went to see Thor2- and all I can say is that our boy was super dreamy in it! I couldn't wait to come home and let my Jezzy-tom-hiddy-fangirls know that it's so worth watching, he is dashing and I just kept hoping he'd break out in dance somewhere. His storyline was really well done, I didn't care much for Jane or

I don't know if this will end with me being shunned/burnt at the internet stake, but can anyone recommend a non crazy weight loss program? Like one that is pretty long term for serious weight loss.

So my son was born two weeks ago. And I don't know if it's the lack of pregnancy hormones, or the freedom from Huge Belly Oppression...but holy shit, I need to get laid so badly. And I'm out of commission for another month! In addition to not being physically ready for sex AT ALL. But everything is turning me on and

Do you guys remember the now ancient (in internet time) Jezebel series called 'The Name Game' where the writers took a name from every letter of the alphabet and discussed the stereotypical haver of that name (eg Beth is sweet, Jennifer is the girl next door)? Well I loved that series, but I wasn't reading Jezebel at

I submitted my master's thesis for external review this week!! In other words, I'm basically done, except I have to defend it. I feel great about it, I LOVE my topic (still!) and I am really proud of my research and writing.

But the defense. I am terrified. I know people say that they are bad public speakers all the