THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

He didn’t seem to be around that much, so I’m probably more sorry they sold their house and Yolanda lost her lemon trees and that walk in glass refrigerator. That refrigerator was really something.

“I could take him”

Hello no haters please and thank you

“We need to accept these refugees escaping persecution with open arms.”

The Redskins wishing anyone a Happy Thanksgiving is like Jason Pierre Paul giving free piano lessons...

Hell, I’d like to thank institutional racism. Wouldn’t be here today without it.

Step 1: Preheat Oven to 325 degrees

YASSSSS. I can’t wait for this movie.

I’m hoping for those caftans to at least be Lacroix!

I hope he gets all of it.

Dickless here doesn’t think Ghostbusters is the funniest movie of all time.

Home for the Pauladays?

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

It’s uncanny.

..and then 253 pages of ‘ha ha ha ha ha...’

I was not aware of this distinction! Thank you for teaching me something today. :)

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…