"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

Is she his beard? Then who's the father?

Maybe Heigl is a dick, but I think it's pretty unprofessional of Rimes to publicly call her an asshole and say she doesn't hire Heigls.

Izzy had sex with the ghost of her boyfriend and gave a deer mouth to mouth. It was stupid. I agreed with her.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE GHOST SEX!?!??!

If most pregnancies were IVF, the pre-implantation testing of eggs would all but eliminate Down. Already most Down pregnancies are aborted. Imagine if you knew that at egg stage.

No one cares about your boner, Kanye.

I know that Khloe is the Kardashian people seem to like, but I can't be the only one weirded out by her black men fetish. She has gone on god knows how many radio and internet interviews talking about how she just loves black peen, and quite frankly it's off putting. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having a…

tied to a literary post and whipped into such brutal submission

John Legend is great. The end.

Statistics.

He's timed it to the expected new product: Jello Rape Pudding.

War. War never changes.

Monkey bar dating. Some people are terrified of being single so instead of breaking up with someone they stay until they find a replacement. Most people outgrow this stage sometime during middle school. Less mature, chicken shit individuals never do.

You're basically absolving your friend of any blame for being a shitty person.

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