“Check it out, Oprah, I also have tips on how to avoid personal bankruptcy”

I've always been partial to 'The Lawnmower' myself. All the better if you really put your hips into it.

My grandpop used to call Oprah’s “7th grade dance” move “Shovel the Shit”. We used to call it “Pip’s skips”.

I'm shocked by the lack of coverage given to how many cops kill their significant others. In Toronto, whenever one of them is killed in the line of duty, they shut down the institutional heart of the city for a parade. I've never heard of a parade for the countless women who are murdered by their cop…

Read as Carly and Ted smugs.

Great show. But, UGH, you just made me realize that they are absolutely going to make a show based on these events. And the cop will be a sympathetic anti-hero.

And upon news of her leaving HP’s stock immediately went up.

Looking upon Carly and Ted’s mugs I have to think this is robot mimicry of humans put forth by our robot overlords.

i just finished binge watching all three seasons of ‘the americans’ so this is very relevant to my interests

And here’s something I’ve learned throughout my career: if you are a real leader, you absolutely must challenge the status quo. And when you challenge the status quo, you make enemies. It’s the price of leadership.

Lol, I just had a a massive disconnect and thought Carly Rae Jepsen was endorsing Ted Cruz. I guess she’s the only Carly on my radar.

*choking*

73% of insomnia sufferers sleep an average of two additional hours of sleep after cuddling dogs or cats

73% of dog hair is on my carpet

73% of all hangovers are cured by hair of the dog.

73% of Trump’s hair originated from dogs.

73% of sticks get chewed by dogs.

“We’ve reviewed statistics collected from 27 gazillion posts, likes, other data collected by our servers and cross-referenced them with the names and party affiliations of candidates...we’ve concluded that the most support from Americans is behind...... this sloth, and the cat it is hugging is determined to be the…

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