Math whizzes get stitches!

plus steve higgins is the best

Its a better hypothesis than beer snobs just want to drink the grossest thing possible.

Starting to wonder if IPAs aren’t a scourge on earth, and maybe there’s a gene that makes them taste like band-aids. Sort of like cilantro.

If one of the networks were smart they’d cast Rosie O’Donnell in “Rose Anne,” a show about the Connors, a midwest family who voted for Trump but continue to be punished by his policies left and right.

It’s actually his twin brother who smokes pot and has a glorious head of hair.

Mammal.

Don’t laugh at him. Remember George. In that moment, he WAS a marine biologist.

Ummm, sorry to disagree but Hot Rod is one of the best comedies of the last ten years.

Personally I kinda like the idea of the “Cloverfield Universe” - a set of very loosely connected movies that is more anthology that series. So far it’s produced one decent movie (Original), one really good movie (10 Cloverfield lane) and one crappy movie (Cloverfield Paradox). I’d say a 66% success rate is good enough…

Her failure is like a gift from Black Santa.

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

I need to introduce myself to people who don’t know me or know some bastardized version of me that they’ve gotten from a website or a TV show

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

Well, the show is a mighty fine cash-cow. And I know for certain that I am in the minority, but I still enjoy it somethin’ fierce, I do.