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The bruins play a gross brand of hockey. Then shit hits the fan and they act like they didn’t create the whole mess.

as a general rule i believe women. ignoring serious accusations has consequences for future victims and attackers alike, and treating everything as he said/she said makes it unlikely justice gets served.

The difference is that machine guns are not illegal. Machine guns built after 1986 are illegal with a few exceptions. They were made illegal by having a vote in congress (that’s where laws are supposed to be made) and then signed into law by the President. Guns already owned were not affected because the constitution…

IDK, did you ever look at the WOW air flight costs? They ran a $49 one way promo back in january. I didn’t book precisely because i read about them being in finical trouble and this “deal” sounded a bit too good.... In the end there certainly people who booked very low cost flights months ago and will now have to pay…

On one hand, you save yourself the ridiculous cost of Icelandic accommodation, vehicle rentals, fuel, food, beer, etc... I’ve been a couple times and tried to keep the cost relatively low, but oh my god is it an expensive country. Try Spain instead.

I’m not saying its OK. I’m saying it’s not worth freaking out about...especially considering its an airline that has around 10 flights a day.

On the plus side, this saves me the two seconds of unchecking WOW in my Kayak search results to get rid of their fares that are always at the top.

Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer. Hell, neither does the original, demonized sugar-substitute, Saccharine. Well, it will if you eat your body weight in it for half your life, like they fed to the rats in the infamous study. You’d have to be eating literal cakes of the raw powder by the double-handful, daily, for…

Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer at any level that any human could or would ever consume it.

I’d say the words ‘picked his spot’ is too strong a term, I think that implies that he chose someone weaker. It’s quite acceptable in hockey that you line up/square off against someone your own size, of comparable fighting ability and inclination, so Mr. Panarin and Mr. McAvoy are a likely matchup. If Jonathan Toews…

Durant + K-Love + Tristan T + JR Smith + ???? don’t make it to the 2018 NBA finals, tho

I’ve tried scrubbing grills and my many cast-iron pans with multiple methods and never been so happy as when I bought a chainmail scrubber. It is the fastest, easiest, most effective, and least wasteful method.

“Pretty shitty” is your opinion and you are trying to spend someone else’s money. $3-4K for the week plus a bonus of over$100K depending on his winnings? I call BS. This isn’t either of their first times either so this smells more like Ortiz feels burned and is using the rich-hating media to extort money from Kuchar.…

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

Sierra Nevada Celebration is the holiday beer I am always happy to find on the shelves. It also fills that niche like the Sam Adams Winter where you can bring it to a party without scaring anybody off. The Bell’s Christmas sounds delicious and I will look for it. The Plaid Habit sounds dangerous and I will look out…

The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

That lifestyle change, in a highly general and extreme sense, is to decrease personal spending. I buy maybe one or two fun items a month, but I’m a single person with more clothes than I need, more books than I can read, and enough electronics as I need.

There is precisely zero chance of getting a free upgrade because you dressed nicely. Getting an upgrade because you dressed nicely stopped being a thing about 20 years ago.