Wouldn’t it be the Portland Frailblazers?

But what if they did?....

Buffalo Buffalo

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

Sure, but the idea is that if what she did was “bad” then the complete opposite of that would be “good.”

But Michelle also said he was a “beautiful, funny, kind, sweet man,” which has absolutely nothing to do with living in the White House. They may be forced to be in orbit for that reason, but defining it as a friendship beyond mere cordiality (or allowing their relationship to be defined as such, if she feels different…

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Are we cancelling Michelle Obama too?

That was just one play... Mack registered 3 tackles and one pressure the entire game, to go along with a freebie fumble recovery that he had nothing to do with.

Ray, as always, bringing the goods. I hope you get another full-time gig soon, although I really look forward to your stuff here.

I think this is exactly what he means. and this article is way off base.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

Yeah, sure, we all get it, winning despite a small payroll is not the virtuous thing it is often made out to be, and there is nothing wrong with paying market value for players. But it sounds like he was set up for failure on providing the optimal “owners are the bad guys, of course” answer by the question, which…

Not entirely clear at that angle but looked like the ball had some real spin on it and yanked away from Grisham.

But I love reading Deadspin on my phone and having a million videos automatically start playing without me clicking on them. So convenient and hands-free just like a Tesla! The pivot to video has worked wonders for them

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

vinegar salt = electrolytes