Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

*therapist voice*

sir this a wendys....

LMAOOOOOOO you couldn’t even make it to the third paragraph???

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

The context of those seven words, which should never be uttered in that order, is even better.

Particularly shitty is the inclusion of club pay—USWNT players are essentially stuck in NWSL, because there is not a robust global marketplace of leagues offering better opportunities, overwhelmingly due to gender discrimination.

Show all of the books. Show the gates. Show the merchandise. Show literally every dollar made off of the games - men and women. Then, pay them the same percentage of the revenue. That’s the truly fair way. If the women are bringing in as much or more than the men, then they should be paid as much or more. If this ends…

I think Roth’s last scenario is the most plausible: Stroman is the second pitcher.

7-11? Someone fannnnncy.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

Never would have thought the French would give up so easily.

Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?

When a man and a woman love each other.... or sometimes a man and a man, or two women, or a non-binary individual and a man, or a non-binary individual and a woman, or any number of other individuals I’m not currently addressing, they may decide to interact with each other in a way that makes both their bodies feel…

Warm up tosses for relievers should be eliminated or limited to one or two at most. Would speed up the game while sacrificing little. If substitutions took five minutes to make in basketball or football we’d think it was insane. Even soccer is fed up with how long substitutions take and so is phasing in a rule where…

They can find his dad?