I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

He probably was. But...Knicks.

As always in these discussions I have a simple question: “How, exactly, do you want the IAAF to regulate who can enter the women’s categories in sports?”. Same for any athletic event that differentiates between women and men. If there were no regulations, then a man could declare himself to be a woman, race as a…

Um, you absolutely get to pull your goalie for an extra attacker on a delayed penalty

Women’s sports are a protected subcategory. Testosterone doesn’t have to be the line, but there has to be one. XX vs. XY is a possible alternative, but Caster would fall on the wrong side of that one as well since although her personal information hasn’t been disclosed these rules specifically only apply in those…

“this week’s sign of the apocalypse”

I do remember fondly those heady days when Sports Illustrated (not yet SI) would arrive in the mail, and there would just as likely be a horse or a boxer on the cover as a ball player. When there would be a 15-page longform on fishing in Singapore, and there might be someone from a town I had heard of in “Faces in the…

Full disclosure: as the username suggests, I coach hs football in Texas.  I absolutely hate this hire, chiefly because I have a conscience.  I know the image my profession has, due to movies and several stories of maniacal behavior that absolutely does exist.  If there's one thing I would like for everyone to…

yeah, i was going to point out how the catcher just sort of casually saunters over to the pitcher to check her out.

The fact the 3rd baseman ran and the catcher just kind of sauntered out after putting one between the pitcher’s running lights would lead you to believe this was an assassination attempt.

See I disagree with your premise. I think there is definitely value in the idea that Trump originally ran as a lark and didn’t expect to be a serious contender. But I believe you can boil Trump down to one thing: he fucking loves attention. And being president have gotten him more attention than ever. He gets to…

It seems the Europa League final is the Hyndai Sun Bowl of soccer matches.

Bayern have won the last *7* League titles. They have more money and resources than any other team. They have demonstrably outgrown the Bundesliga. Eliminating the clubs that are too big to fail i.e. Barca, Bayern, City, Madrid from domestic play would restore parity and make it possible for the other 17 or so teams…

Bayern have ruined the Bundesliga. This is one of the reasons I support a European Super League in lieu of the Champions League. It would reinvigorate the domestic leagues. Relegation and promotion would give every single team something to fight for. Bayern spend so much money to choke the competition and they win…

BuT tHe CuLtUrE! It’S tHe GrEaTeSt CiTy On EaRtH!

Again, why would anyone willingly decide to live and work in loud noisy cramped NYC and put up with either

The last decade, mortgage rates have been historically low and stock market growth historically high, so you really shouldn’t be paying for your houses with cash. Use it for the road trip strip clubs and coke.

The worst that could be said about Wallace as a professional basketball player was that he didn’t look to score enough in high-leverage situations and had a tendency to play himself into shape.

Davos lived! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!