Since you apparently need your hand held through this very complex thought:

Poor tackle that causes a minor concussion? “Fuck the NFL!!!”

Nyquel looks a little sleepy out there. They shoulda let Dayquel have a go at him.

Doesn’t sound like the band got paid. It sounds like OSU got paid. None of the serfs involved saw a dime.

This news truly shocks the conscience.

Hehe

“We knew if we could somehow get to a matchup with UCF, we’d call their center Gordita Fall and the game would be won.”

The fast and furious films? Anything ever made by Sylvester Stallone?

I do think it is often (and most prominently) feminine-coded, but I have heard it in reference to things like popcorn action flicks, really shitty video games, or my personal guilty pleasure: giant robots.

I feel like D&D and LARPing fall into this category. I can't thing of anything else though. Fedora collecting? 

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

This is partly why baseball is now the most unwatchable of all the sports. Sure, tanking is terrible in basketball. But it doesn’t really give the good teams an unfair advantage since way more teams make the playoffs. And bad NBA teams are still watchable because you get to watch fun players like Trae Young, Luka…

You reference a 30-foot tall baseball hurling machine and don’t include a picture? This is malpractice.

As a fan, the most frustrating thing in the world for me is when my team doesn’t seem to know where on the win curve they are.

I’d be fine with expanding the number of plays subject to review under the following conditions: There are NO automatic reviews - not for scoring, turnovers, last 2 minutes, nothing is automatic. Every single review has to be initiated by one of the teams. You have to signal for the review before the next play, no…

Crucially, this deal also does not include a no-trade clause.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Were these stories true? Does it matter? For Ichiro as for no other player, certain things felt possible.