google tells me he also has a Ryan Gosling tattoo, wut

but... Norman tho

Only gif I can find that sums up the past half hour

I’m just a foam soap kind of guy. nothing better than foam soap coming out of a motion detected little dispenser.

Slightly unrelated but that they are supposedly getting rid of io9 really bums me out, their Walking Dead recaps are an almost sad ritual for me.

In sixth form, which was a while ago now. I had already missed a couple of years due to health reasons, my parents were at the end of there tether with me, and then in what would have been the final month of finally getting to college I was being taught by a teacher that I did not get on with AT ALL. I walked into the…

Ah! Are you me? Though I didn’t realise that my father had shaved his moustache for like a week until my mother pointed it out and when she did I bawled like the little girl that I was.

I had to read your conversation 2 or 3 times to understand the pun and now I don’t know what’s real anymore

A babyccino is something you buy at a service station when you’ve been driving for three hours expecting a small cup of coffee that will wake you up but isn’t going to make you want to pee when you get back on the road but instead they give you some decaffeinated crap in a cup the size of a nipple.

usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps

Kevin Hart Says You’re Going to Be Seeing Even More Kevin Hart

That is over 100,000 eggs in her lifetime.