I mean, you’d have to imagine Trump would beat him in a round of golf, right? He’s out on the course constantly....If not, then what the hell are my tax dollars paying for?

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

Or when he bypassed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ mid-1980s morgue of an organization to sign for big bucks with the USFL. 

How did he feel when Joe Montana demanded a trade out of San Francisco, finally cementing Young's starting role once and for all?

“I was a comedian who was funny enough to get SNL. That can’t be taken away.”

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

What does Antifa stand for?

It was, in fact, a social-democratic paramilitary group in Weimar Germany that fought (literally) both communists and fascists, but yeah, if I were making up a fictional fascist group, I’d call it the Iron Front.

It was pointed out on Red Zone yesterday that this was the last Raiders home game until after the World Series, which means it’s (probably) the very last NFL game to ever be played on a dirt infield.

Sir. No.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.