It’s going to use less energy than a light bulb?

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

I mean, we would all kiss titties though...

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Jesus is a biblical figure. Troy and Greece had a war a long time ago. They aren’t related, but each carries its own historical significance. Saying “Jesus” is and has been for quite some time an expression of disapproving surprise, almost like “holy shit.” But one word instead of two. Referencing the Trojan war is…

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

“I had for six months in my head, since the semifinals between Toronto and Milwaukee, how to stop Antetokounmpo.”

“My name is Zhang Weili. I am from China. Remember me!”

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

On top of its potency by weight, fentanyl is also comparatively short-acting. Therefore an addict needs to re-dose more frequently than they do with, say, heroin, which logically increases the odds that they’ll eventually get a hot shot and OD. You can’t “eyeball” fent, even a seemingly tiny minor miscalculation in…