Plus, Williamson was just absolutely killing Michigan State AND he was feeling it.

Was that the show with Hot Water Music, The Sandals of Herod, and Easy Jumper? Such an epic set.

The Memphis Candle Incident is one of the all-time great shoegaze bands.

That’s just poor financial planning, because the market is currently poised to drop. Why own when he could be living rent-free in his head?

I miss Scoops.

I think the idea is the long game. Getting your kid to talk, no matter how obvious the question, is better than acting omnipotent, declaring facts that they can’t respond to. The latter csn shut down future conversations and have the kid clam up completely.

[pushes all his money to the center of the table]

With this offense, there’s no zip. No kick. No punch. No get up and go. No yowzas. No spicy meatball. No zazz. No spunk. No hither nor tither. No meat, no lean. No fat. No love. No slam-a-lam-a-ding-dong-ditch-and-jamma.

No one has more success beating the Celtics than Kyrie Irving.

My favorite part of Kyrie throwing Stevens under the bus is that Kyrie was brought in—and often touts his ability—to be the team’s closer, and he was non-existent after he re-entered (about 6 minutes left, when the score was 112-102). 

An anagram for Ja Morant is Ran to Jam. Makes you think. 

Ta ta, shirt. 

It’s true. Anyone who has ever grown up in a strict Christian household intimately understands the best times to pass through a window and where the escapes are.

Fun fact: “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away” is the earliest recorded acknowledgment of the assist-to-turnover ratio.

When the bouncer throws the drunk out.

My bad. For some reason I always think of the Ball pick as coming from Brooklyn.

There’s a universe where the Lakers have Lebron, Russell, Tatum, and Kuzma.

Wayne Brady would be excellent at this. 

More like Madley, amirite!?!?

I’m curious: would any kind of “supplements” or the like keep a person awake for days on end?