Yeah, sure, dude. How can it be a cover when James Dolan wrote it?

A move pulled from one of my favorite Kevin Bacon movies: The Derriere Up There.

Get your facts straight. Here’s what really happened:

Too bad, Thomas is usually the perfect guy to shrink a rotation.

No. It’s the first sign to us being in the best timeline. Remember the Cavs winning from 3-1 down in 2016. That led to...

How did Russ even see that guy? All I saw was a floating note.

They said something similar about SkyNet.

Throwing it out there: insurance companies do not fuck around. They will 1000% use a 7-year-old’s presence as an excuse not to pay any claim, whether it happens to the kid or not.

If Rovell ever did one of these brand valuations on himself, would it be like AI becoming self aware?

I recently started at a new job doing marketing, and for months I have been trying to get them to change up their design aesthetic and style, specifically the header fonts they splash all over every document and page. I just hated that header font.

He could have had both!

“Who-elcome!” was my jam. The heavier the W, the better.

Drummond trying to patent a new signature move: the no-look shot.

Chuck Norris knows what a catch is.

He wasn’t even the best Canadian in his draft.

Great. Now Simmons is going to have some kind of dumb Hayward theory.

[Magic leaks details]

Dell Demps is the anonymous source? That or someone in NO to save face or make them appear competent?

So you believe today’s narrative because it came out...today?

It’s like AM sports talk radio but all the people think Vice and “irony” are really cool.