Me too! Was his name Jason? Anyway, Jason never faked it forward when he was 8 yards passed the line of scrimmage.

IDK. 36 looks like he is adjusting to get a new angle after Fitz turns.

I’ve watched that gif of Fitz running for 3 straight mintes, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why he pump-fakes a shovel pass.

Jon Stewart approached that level, but I think he was a little hamstrung by having to prep this kind of comedy nightly (Carlin worked on bits for months, if not years), meaning his bits feel of their time.

Every time Trump talks, all that runs through my head is the Carlin bit on how the Baby Boomers are a terrible generation in general.

This is all simply a huge mistake. He thought he was punching Jon Gruden.

I was just using Boston as an example. I was trying to iterate that Minnesota could have gotten more with picks, which they could have immediately traded for good players, than what than what they ended up with.

He might for a 1st rounder in 5 or 7 years time. Especially on a team with an abundance of overlapping talent. 

Weird to know that this guy never ate a good burger before. 

I agree on all points, but I’d add one: the picks themselves aren’t the end-all. If Minnesota had a GM with any kind of savvy, those Houston first-rounders could be swapped for better players today. I mean, Boston would probably give up anyone of its roster (short of Tatum and Irving) for a 1st rounder no matter the…

Another reason why football is the best Fall sport. 

The best part of that clip is how angry and embarrassed Dallas fans are about that shot. 

Yeah! I don’t need my spouse and kid reminding me to eat right and exercise because I took a wellness class once.

I was stunned to see he was hitting 40 percent on 4.5 attempts per game (which is better than Tatum FFS). I was glad because he gets so much shit.

Lonzo “chicken wing arm motion” Ball makes more damn 3s than Fultz. Lonzo Ball!

Feel like my head space has been gentrified.

I can’t believe you didn’t show the whole clip! You cut if off right before Stephen A. leapt on his toys, grabbed his crotch and yelled, “HOOOOOO!!!”

Cosplay posts are this generation’s Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders calendar.

He’s one of my three. I never thought of Melo as a dick, just a man in chase of the perfect fadaway jumpshot. All his teammates are simpy standing in the way of that.

But wait, when they get Butler, they’ll be good again! I’m sure having three dickish headstrong teammates and four ball-dominant players will fix all of this.