You really were waiting. That’s funny. Sad, but funny. Anyway, “I’ll wait” implies that you’re owed a response.

Wow. I lot to dissect here. First, “I’ll wait” is some entitled shit to write. Second, being black doesn’t exclude racism or self-loathing (sometimes referred to as “the sunken place”). Third, being a soldier doesn’t exclude racism.

OMG, I always see them on trucks. Usually, it’s some raised one that the dude has no real use for.

Any time there is a Blue Lives Matter flag or some equivalent, I go ahead and assume they’re racist.

At some point this season, Dirant, Curry, and Thompson will all net 40 in the same game.

Came here to say this. My wife and I had 6 losses (5 lost by week 6, 1 by 12), and the 3 embryos tested were generically normal. Either from her immune system or hormones, her body rejected them.

Nope. She plays just Kathy. Aaaackk!!

I bet this guy was totally normal until the men’s team lost to Trinidad & Tobago. I mean, a lot of people snapped that day. 

You should get hazard pay for rereading Mushnick. 

I once dominated a church game so hard that I shot 13/11 from the floor. A miracle? No. Just my supreme effort and talent. 

You know how hard it is to convey meter in Kinja, Teach?

What do you get when your roster depletes?

I love this new era of the NBA where every forward eventually becomes some rendition of late-era Boris Diaw.

I thought that was weird, too. Russell retired like a full decade before Drew was born, so how would he have watched one of his games to judge their boringness.

I from the West Coast. I assume saying something that is hot like pepperjack is like saying it’s the most mild type of hot.

Finally, a trurhsayer! Video evidence shows Rondo IN FRONT OF Paul when the alledged gleeking occurs. So why does Paul’s head go BACK and to the LEFT?!

Even considering adding Shaq to this list is a pepperjack spicy hot take. Shaq usually murdered at least one center a night, like so:

As odd as it is to say, I think that 10-year contract is evidence that Davis wants this tank job to happen, that the dismantling of this team is by design.

Burp

I know, anytime Ball was on Harden, he literally put his hands behind his back. Sure, it was to prevent against flailing, but it also feels like some kind performance art commentary on Harden’s antics in general.