Three of my four sisters had at least one kid by the time they were each 20. None of them abandoned their damn kids.

Looks like it’s finally happened. All these pitchers have figured out that his long stride makes it harder for him to stroke so many big dongs in one day.

Kevin Love. Larry Nance. Tristan Thompson. Anyone else notice how all the Cavs big men have the same fade in their haircut? Weird.

Regardless of this game, will we see him, on the the losing team, win Finals MVP? Spiritually, he won it three years ago, but if he pulls a 50-10-10 average a game (or close to it), how do they not give it to him outright?

Cool.

Lebron establishes position, he turns his hips/shoulders to protect himself (Durant was out of control and hadn’t left his feet when the shot goes up) but he’s established, and takes the charge.

Your office sounds cool.

Look, I live in the Bay Area, and all I know is that, this morning, there are people in my office somehow claiming that Lebron James is not really that good and that the refs were helping keep the Cavs in the game.

Jackson. He’d get bored after 5 minutes and sit in silence.

Ah, yes, she lives my favorite biblical proverb: “Do unto to others as I have done onto you...except the gays.”

Sometimes teams pay a guy for the people they can bring to the stadium rather than the actual expected play on the court. See: Kobe’s last contract. Curry will be putting them in the seats unless he’s injured.

I wish we could call this BurnerGate, but the Mets already have that name locked up.

*overreact

I can’t believe there are people in this thread stanning for Southwest by waving a disclosure policy.

In all fairness, I couldn’t make a distracted boyfriend one quick enough, so I settled for Drake.

It takes a birth certificate (or equivalent) to gain a U.S. Passport, so that usually suffices.

Here, here. Truly a classy man if I’ve never known, with such nice collars to boot.

What kind of muenster would put this event on?

Because she said something like this before (in 2013) and eventually got a TV show. Why hide it when it was working for her, I guess?