Unfun fact: There are two towns that have Confederate-related names: Fort Bragg and Confederates Corner.

So 30 years aftet the Civil War, there was a national movement by a group called the United Daugters of Dixie to “heal” the nation by honoring these losers. They were instrument to dotting these participation trophies all over the country.

Wait until Telltale releases their catalog on Switch. This system was made for their work.

Riddle of the day: does McGrath have a 10-month, 11-month, or 13-month calendar?

You’re welcome!

I’m a Lakers fan, and I loved Kobe’s game, but I’d take LeBron every damn day.

Judge: So tell me where you hit him Mr.Schoolnak

Burp.

I’m not sure this is even about being fiscally conservative. Taking on 83 percent of the cost and only getting tax revenue back is immeasurably stupid.

At its core, the job of a city official is to be financially responsible with taxpayer funds. It’s breathtaking how bad so many are at it.

Of course this guy uses his daughter as cover for his shitty views and ideals.

Trader Joe’s Extra Virgin

Trader Joe’s Extra Virgin

[reads quote in John Facenda’s voice]

Sure! Make sure they know that it’s okay to hate Kraft Singles, but goddamn it, they have to respect them.

They’re called Kraft Singles. Show some respect.

This take is fine if you’re putting some Kraft bullshit on a burger. Good, home-cut cheese tends to need more than residual heat to melt

Incredible ball work, everyone.

On second look, I think it’s just covered. But still, consider the screen layout, graphics person!

Yes. The famous Pirate...David Ortiz

Anus!? We’re talking about baseball here, friend. Unless...’anus’ is some kind of code for backstop. Measured that way, quite a long dong indeed!