Denver, right? I know everyone is saying Romo, but feels like Tyrod could be had for cheaper (which keeps the D intact) yet he’d be more effective than Simien.

For the record, I poke fun but I really like Keyser’s phrasing here.

“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

Well, cosmically, Lucy is the 2016 of Peanuts characters, according to Wiki:

If they are forced to do, they should just complain about it the whole time every time they are on TV. They usually show up on network TV around the holidays, why not take every opportunity to embarrass Trump, AVGA, the union, and Dolan, and turn this into a PR nightmare for them all?

It’s usually because they never believe the victim, sometimes even when prosecuted. They also don’t want to believe someone they know, and possibly trust, can be this evil.

Obligatory, but these people before the election:

File this under headcanon. Like George Karl ever cared about defense.

Except hotels. If inn workers had Christmas off, we never would have had Christmas to start with. Think about it.

This ruling does not apply to cats, which are legally Internet currency. Like Bitcoin but snuggles.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Oh, honey, watch the video.

It’s amazing how they coudl these athletes.

“Sure.”

Totally agree. He brings an earnest enthusiasm, which he couples with an incredible knowledge of the game, that you don’t see in many football broadcasts. He is kind of the newer version of Madden, except not obsessed with food and traveling by bus.

WHY DIDN’T HE PUSH THROUGH THE CROWD, PICK HER UP IN HIS ARMS, AND CARRY HER TO THE HOSPITAL, LIKE RICHARD GERE IN AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN!! NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!

I agree. Ties shouldn’t count on a team’s record.

Great art is rarely understood in its own time.

It’s a race to the bottom!

The florid language, like the description of sand. How it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets EVERYWHERE!