Crippling depression and existential dread! 10 years running!

Typical story: young man moves out from the Midwest to make it big in Hollywood, only to end up out on the streets after some rough trade.

That sounds like a Bruce Vilance joke.

The tactic I’ve been using is to speak simple truth to my ignorant friends and family, especially on social media.

“Loose change?”

C’mon guys, this list of the film’s writers shows off the diverse input that went into it.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from MNF and Sunday morning NFL shows is that people don’t care about a show or TV personality being interesting or good. They show up for name recognition.

When asked how he achieved this extension, Fisher responded: “I got Demoff.”

Guess he’s the perfect coach for tonight’s game, given all the cowboys he’ll see on the field.

I wish they would consider the Richmond area as an option. Plenty of transportation in and out of there (they have trains), mostly industrial so fewer residents impacted, and the area is in dire need of some redevelopment.

To be fair to the refs, the fans at Brooklyn games aren’t their to watch the Nets either.

Honestly, I would have thought more millenials would have gone full twee with “paterfamilias.”

0:46 - “We’re better than this. Thank god we only flipped each other off.”

“Season 2 of Poldark Needed More Abs, Less Rape.”

Flashes of the 2000-01 Clippers. Tons of young high flying scorers; little defense and few vets. Unless you count Eric Piatkowski and Sean Rooks as vets.

The inner shield color appears dark grey rather than black (or it might not be a pure black). That “dark grey” would make the right side of the face appear blue.

Hyde is calling for a stop to attacks not because he’s a swell peace-loving guy, but because an army of Internet frogs harassing people is not a good PR look for MDE and Cartoon Network, and that could cost him his Adult Swim deal.

Had one neighbor complained, I’m fine with dude ignoring that one neighbor if he chooses. The fact that an entire neighborhood signs a petition points to a dude who gives zero fucks about his own community or neighbors. And thus, is a selfish asshole.

Ironically, to the point of that last gentleman, legalizing weed in California by a mostly Democrat population will do more to stop criminal enterprises (including those crossing the border) than voting for Trump.

Fisher: so on the next play, Gurley will take the hand-off.